Christmas Cash

I want to thank you old St. Nick
For the stuff that you leave on the eve of Christmas day
Worldwide overnight deliveries, quite a trick
And it ain't no wonder that you ain't got time to shave
I know that you've been making me a toy up in the arctic
And I hope this message reaches you before you've time to start it
Some folks like their Christmas' all blue or even white
But for me the color green is exactly right

Santa don't you bother with the chimney no more
Slip my presents into an envelope and slide it under the door, cause
Nothin says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash...
Don't need two front teeth or missletoe kisses
Jackson, Franklin, grants my wishes
All I want for Christmas is cash, cash, cash...

Oh the size is perfect and the style's just right
You know that it's the color I dig
And never ever ever ever would you hear me say
"Does this money in my pocket make my butt look big?"

Show me what the holiday spirit's about
With a nice wire transfer into my offshore account
Cause nothing says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash...
Santa don't you be no ebeneezer
Pay off the balance on this here Visa
Cause nothin says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash...

Oh the size is perfect and the style's just right
You know that it's the color I dig
And never ever ever ever would you hear me say
"Does this money in my wallet make my butt look big?"

Santa don't you bother with the chimney no more
Slip my presents into an envelope and slide it under the door cause
Nothin says Merry Christmas like cash, cash-
Nothin says Merry Christmas like cold hard-
Nothin says Merry Christmas like cash cash cash