UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

There has always been a chain mail circulating that is written from a females point of view about how the male species is just so horribly stupid and awful.

Well, that e-mail got sent to me on a bad day (lol) and I decided to balance the scales, if you will.

(Remember this Ruth? April of over 2 years ago...)

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

1. The nice girls want bad boys.

2. The bad girls also want bad boys.

3. If you're a nice guy, women think you're gay.

4. If you're a jerk, all the women want you, but they cheat on you.

5. You can't be friends with a girl before you date them, they'll never see you as anything more than a friend.

6. Girls are scared to commit, they won't even give a nice guy a chance because they're afraid that if they fall in love, they'll miss their chance to mess around with other guys.

7. If you have a crush on a girl, and they say they want to be "friends with bennefits" and nothing more, well what they really mean is "I find you sexually attractive, and I know you like me, so I'm gonna exploit that for all it's worth and get my physical affection from you, that way I don't look like a slut in the eyes of other people.. But the second I find a hotter guy who likes me, hah, you're out of luck bud!"

8. In most cases, when a girl says "I love you", it's only because she thinks it'll add to her fairy-tale type fantasy for her current relationship, and she doesn't really mean it.

9. Ok, let's say you just got dumped. You've been trying and trying to get her back, but she starts dating someone else. So, you move on, and find a new interest that's in the process of working out, and this girl comes back to you. She wants you back, and when you tell her no, that you're moving on, suddenly YOU'RE the bad guy and you make HER cry.

10. Basically, your average teenage girl wants someone to want them. They get close to guys, flirt with them, become best friends with the best guys... And when that guy starts to have uncontrollable feelings for the girl, she hides away. She has feelings, but she'll never admit it. She's too afraid to be tied down.
Female logic is this: "If I find 'Mr. Right' this soon, I won't get to party it up in college! I won't get to have meaningless make out sessions or sex with a different guy every single night! I won't get to experience the different flavors!"
Ladies complain about never finding anyone, or only finding jerks, they complain about how guys are confusing... Well guess what? The good guys are the ones who are too afraid to tell a girl how they feel, because they know you'll just freak out and probably run away to someone else. We know you don't want commitment, so we don't often chase you.
Us good guys are out here, we are, we exist, so NEVER say that all guys are the same. You girls are the ones that decide to date the jerks, the guys that are full of themselves, the guys who would risk no hesitation to smack you, cheat on you, or dump you for someone "prettier".
Unfortunately this world is a DREADFUL place. Nearly everyone you meet is going to be wrapped up in drinking, drugs, sex, and violence. You're not going to find a faithful relationship in college, so don't think you are.

Girls want a boy toy now, then a respectful guy once they're ready to settle down. Guys want a girl NOW to be with forever, because if they've spent their whole life with the person already, they'll be SURE about marriage.
It's time to stop being superficial. You may find the hottest guy in the world, but I can almost guarantee he'll be a player, and he'll probably end up beating you. There's always guys there who care about you, who are your best friends, right in front of your faces.. But you look past them because you're too afraid you'll fall in love.

So finally, I say to ALL girls... The next time a close friend admits feelings for you, think about your decision before you make it.. If you just cancel the idea right off the bat, you may have lost all chance for a perfect life. You may end up marrying a guy who doesn't really care about you, as opposed to the friend who would give their life for you.
Think about it.

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Wow, I went off there at the end lol...

Most of that was obviously biased by situations I was facing at the time.

No, not all girls are the way that I described in my little rant there. OBVIOUSLY that's an overgeneralization, so if you're not like that, there is no need to be upset about it.